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Catherine and James riff on Cezanne, plead for curatorial intelligence, and dismiss "Process Art"
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00:10 - No disarray here!
01:05 - "Kay-enne" got too hot for Adidas
02:20 - Flat Earth AI Zombies push a button
04:24 - James is a bit of a troll
05:24 - "Wait! We get a lot of hate?"
06:35 - SubRant t-shirts not disappointing
08:00 - We see, therefore, Cezanne
10:05 - Static, roving, is it that deep?
11:00 - Teardown of the stare-down
12:41 - Impressionism interrupted
14:00 - Plea for curatorial common sense
15:30 - From Impressionism to Midwifery
16:10 - Addressing Western-centrism
18:00 - Distortion and evisceration gone wild
18:35 - "Cezanne, I'm glad he did it!"
19:40 - Imagining Cezanne's process-timeline
20:40 - Process + end product = art?
22:00 - Thinking of Da Vinci
23:05 - "The work is the art. and everything else is a prelude"
24:00 - If the "process" is also art, how does this apply to AI generated images?
24:30 - Stay tuned for more AI
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Catherine and James laud a MET facade, but trash "art speak", selling dead people's collections, cold soup, and burning ‘art'.
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James and Catherine "nerd rant" about tech platforms, Minotaur teeth, and the curious trend of whole house doodling.
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00:05 - "Old people don"t need new phones"
00:20 - "Prey" panoramic followup
02:00 - 300 year evolution of "The Predator"
03:05 - Hollywood butchers technology
04:20 - James repos quote, shoves Plato off cliff
05:05 - Google nerd-rant - Stadia: DONE
07:00 - Treading water with Search and Mail
09:30 - Hey YouTube, remember Flickr?
10:27 - Silly Google, Docs is for kids!
11:00 - Lame VR and the developers who won't use it
12:00 - Instagram hack!
13:07 - Secure your passwords and don"t use Facebook log-in
14:35 - "Mr. Doodle does" wall drawings!
15:18 - Gettin a superficial Haring vibe
16:45 - Buys house and doodles it!
17:13 - "Graffiti Spaghetti" for lunch?
18:15 - Do doodles need color?
19:30 - Mr. Doodle freestyle
20:22 - Revisiting Polina Rayko , self-taught Ukrainian artist
22:36 - James is a doodler
23:10 - Ron's House : Minotaur Head And Lion Is Discovered In Rented Birkenhead Flat
24:45 - Nerds contemplate minotaur teeth and other points of fiction
26:25 - Put some effort into your art!
29:40 - "They always go for the ceilings"
30:50 - Doodle camouflage
31:13 - Halloween t-shirt plug!
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Catherine and James waffle on selling their cars while dissecting potential changes to S. Korean net neutrality and crowning RM as the best art critic!
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00:05 - Selling our cars?
02:35 - Forget new tires, just buy a new car!
04:10 - Hybrid Maverick: The "exciting" choice
07:10 - The biggest issue of the week! (Or not)
07:35 - James explains net neutrality and data access fees
08:55 - No more "Baby Shark or BTS" scares Catherine
09:30 - S. Korean ISPs want to charge more, James breaks it down!
12:12 - Just don't interrupt Catherine's Korean content!
14:00 - James calls out a "dick move" and rights a "slippery slope"
15:35 - "The world is coming to an end and we're all going to be isolated"
16:45 - A usage fee bill from Argentina?
18:00 - SubRant saves the Internet!
18:58 - Appeal to S. Korean legislators to not mess with success!
19:50 - Temporarily annoyed with "art critic" RM?
21:45 - "RM is the Liz Cheney of the art world!"
22:45 - James implements a usage fee to deliver thoughts to your head
23:30 - Bad analogies, free speech, and TV
25:15 - The expensive neighborhood road
26:34 - A soothing perspective
28:10 - Territorial women's wear (for a new Arizona reality)
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Catherine and James eviscerate flat earth theory and the zombified appetite for "alternate realities" while predicting the future of AI "art".
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00:10 - Honey Bear's rescue story!
01:30 - James describes a real dog
02:10 - New format flop
02:30 - TikTok Flat Earth hilarity
03:45 - She gotta be trolling!
05:10 - Reason begone, here comes the wacky!
05:45 - Ignorance or boredom? Who cares!
06:15 - Stupidity rises like cream on social media
07:05 - Does the appetite for "alternate realities" affect how we see art?
07:45 - Colorado State Fair vs. AI generated art
08:05 - AI image generator: Midjourney
10:00 - "Hand of the artist" is now "your mind"!
11:20 - Riffing from Hudson River , but did anyone know (or care?)
14:30 - Questions remain re: digital image sourcing and "sampling"
17:49 - Image synthesis via latent diffusion
18:25 - Search yourself (and your art) LAION-5B
21:10 - Robots are coming for your creativity!
22:40 - Put me in your database and re-use my work!
23:20 - Severed head Phoestivus
26:33 - Interest equals value!
27:50 - "Watching the death of artistry..."
28:20 - Art communities ban AI generated images
29:43 - James looks into an AI crystal ball
31:20 - At last, James is correct!
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Catherine and James discuss the "greatest conspiracy in ancient art" while summarily dismissing Minimalism, Architecture, and Modern Design.
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00:10 - Cohost identifies as chromophobic, but not really?
00:48 - The Greatest Conspiracy In Ancient Art
01:05 - Breaking news: Ancient monochromatic statues are just faded
02:14 - Natural weathering takes a toll
02:43 - The "art historian elites" object!
03:40 - Restoration erases patina and the passage of time
05:05 - Refurbish recoil and "The Archer"
06:10 - Nobody paints Baby in a corner!
07:15 - "Ancient ancient" color gap
11:07 - Going mad with color!
12:37 - Clean away the goth (and forget Plato)!
13:24 - High Renaissance ghostly minimalism
14:05 - Michelangelo was the first Western abstract artist!
15:09 - "Hard no" on "nipple tattoo"
16:04 - Black, white, and grey = garbage palette
18:15 - James has a purple door (but it's actually red)
20:25 - "Visual stillness" vs design degradation
21:05 - Architectural stasis
23:05 - Arcosanti
24:38 - "Modern humans are just boring"
25:40 - Arcosanti bell loses a dangle
26:15 - Christopher shows up and ends the show
