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- Can James sell his work for $500k?
- Hunter Biden in now an "Artist"
- "Never would have been better"
- George Berges
- Gallerists is a dumb and pretentious word
- Sylvester Stallone's paintings
- Xeo Chu - Vietnam's Jackson Pollock
- "Artistic abuse"
- This is not art
- William Powhida discusses Hunter's "art"
- Don't anger the Gallerists Gods
- To cover a bad spakle job
- Catherine is getting high, not James
- Let's ride the Biden name!
- Art dealers undermine US sanctions on Russia
- You're not buying Hunter's art, you're buying influence
- Vomiting on canvas
- Huner is NOW comfortable calling himself an artist
- Art is like crypto currency
- Put Hunter in a corner, or send him to Guantanamo Bay
- We can't say the word pseudonymously or remember how to say nom de plume
- May not be illegal, but is totally immoral
- Privilege
- Catherine says kudos too many times
- Walter Shaub on Hunter's art sale "the perfect mechanism for funneling bribes"
- Is Stephen Colbert listening to our show?
- James likes painting and money so buy his paintings. For money.
- Artisanally crafting a Ford
- Catherine should listen to our podcast
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- How many bikes does James have?
- Infinite bikes
- Minnesota's horrible winters and horrible summers
- Catherine doesn't like mosquitoes
- The Maine mosquitoes are coming for James
- Deep Woods Off!
- "Family sized" cereal is a scam
- James falls for the mountain bike
- The kind of pain you can tolerate
- Knitting - A Competitive Sport for Catherine
- "Hardcoring it"
- The spa ride ruins Catherine
- Roadies vs Mountain Bikers
- The Jenny story
- James treats everyone like an equestrian
- Catherine's blue tricycle
- Catherine rides into the Christmas Tree
- Bikes are expensive
- Catherine regrets giving up her Schwinn
- Bikes aren't gendered
- Catherine knows neither how many mannequins she has nor why she has so many
- Gershel Bros used retail fixtures
- A pregnant mannequin
- Jungian Archetypes
- Easley's Fun Shop
- John Fitzsimmons on Heat Stroke
- Pinkie
- Dead toe shoes
- Buddhism does not justify invisible art
- Picaso's bull paintings
- Extended to its illogical conclusion
- No need for realism after photography?
- Art is represented of nothing. Well that's a helpful argument
- Invisible con job
- Photography is its own abstraction
- James educates the audience on photographic technique
- Catherine left her notes at home
- James's wife gives their son's teacher a migraine
- A bicycle riding a mannequin
- Where do mannequins end and humans begin?
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- Getting high to make real estate art
- Leafly supporting local artist
- The Artist Tree art gallery / dispensary in LA
- Rice pudding takes out Catherine's dog down
- James is trying to care
- Are chihuahuas actually dogs?
- Invoking the name of Christ will stop alien abductions
- Catherine isn't Korean or Jewish, but that's how James sees her
- CE4 Research Group?
- Are aliens really just demons?
- Born-Again Vampires
- Catherine is wearing a mask
- James explains plosives and pop filters
- "Punching the mic"
- $30 microphone
- "Midgression"
- Why would an alien come for you:
- 1. You asked for it
- 2. You opened the door through being open to new-age thinking
- 3. You have no godly cover
- Original Sin is weird
- "Am I triggered enough yet?"
- Moth Man, Marian Apparitions, and Aliens
- Harbingers
- Qanon has replaced alien abductions
- Alex Jones is an alien robot who doesn't quite pass the Uncanny Valley test
- Law school?
- No AC in the Pacific North West
- Point of honor NOT having an AC
- No "open window" time in Catherine's house
- The blessed dryness of Phoenix
- Poor French mom trying to iron all the jeans
- James gets reported for not wearing an ironed shirt
- James climate-shames Catherine for driving an SUV
- Balance your own Chakras
- Minivan vs SUV
- Ford Transit Connect
- Weird import laws on beads and vans
- Catherine just want's a backup camera
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- Ghosts?
- Maybe Somewhat pregnant
- Sleepy Joe seems not so sleepy
- Catherine's haunted college apartment
- "Top-tier ghosting place"
- Movers in college? Princess.
- The ghost is angry that Catherine is leaving
- Alien abductions stoped, we're too busy on our phones to notice
- "I never had a vibe for aliens"
- James's ghost story
- "A fun thing to believe in."
- UFO report
- "Their pilot planes"
- Alien pirates
- Seeded from aliens
- Tesseract
- We don't rate high enough for the aliens to get out and talk to us
- James loves quilts
- James explains Instagram
- Instagram, no one wants to see your fail videos
- "Smaesh"
- Instagram is a visual database of the world
- Doing design research with Instagram
- As terrible as Instagram is, it is still a great portfolio platform
- Trying to Instagram with a Twitter mindset
- Volkswagen Trek edition
- "Homogenize would be the word"
- TikTok wedding photography
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- When will the heat drive Catherine out of Phoenix?
- Rumors of an aquifer
- Lawns are dumb
- Embrace your Phoenix
- Stranger Things isn't Korean but Catherine is watching it anyway
- Pirate podcast from Costco
- Catherine is just crazy enough to actually do it
- Seoul Market remembers Catherine
- Blah Blah Blah - a traditional Korean side dish
- Flushing Twitter
- Catherine, the retired Twitter star
- "UnTweeting"
- Rewriting your journal
- A closet minimalist
- Sara Cooper is a liar
- Catherine's Twitter Poetry...
- "To go bag" or "Go Bag"? Yes Catherine, there is a difference
- Art is not in the eye of the beholder
- Tim Johnson on Heat Stroke
- Meditative Arts Gallery
- "Psychic or otherwise"
- Lets be honest, First Fridays are kind of half-assed
- ArtLink could be... more optimized
- "On the way to Grand"
- Bashing ArtLink
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- The Costco meat guy accosts Catherine
- James doesn't get punched at Costco
- "For like people"
- Hardcore scooters
- Where's the Maple Syrup?
- Individually packaged Oreos
- James misses cruising
- "I would like that if there were no other people."
- We're too stupid to build nice cities
- Republicans dictating policy for private property owners? What kind of world is this now?
- We were both Republicans?
- James gets deregistered
- Catherine's mail is AWOL
- Invisible art? Are we really here?
- Salvatore Garau
- "Some Italian idiot"
- Invisible art is no joke, but it was at one point
- Catherine is painting a gourd
- Catherine keeps finding body parts
- Flatulating at the camera
- "Can you sell nothing for nothing?"
- Our plan to steel the invisible art
- Duct-taping an invisible banana to the invisible Buddha, and then, of course, Catherine goes in and eats the banana
- Defacing the invisible art
- Our performance art piece: Costco Meat Guy "Am I In Your Way, Man?"
- The book that is trapped
- It's art dad, it's ART!
- Catherine forces James to turn off his phone
- High art is the lowest form of communication
- Ass twitch
- It's Okay To Not Be Okay
- James loves TikTok
- Let the interns do it
- Knock-knock, anyone in there?
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- What is this podcast about?
- Don't take Costco For granted
- Pandemic musings
- Botanical Gardens and The MIM
- SubRant
- Band Aides
- Turning around in the strip club parking lot
- Are strip clubs essential services?
- Jack Lancaster collecting trains... real trains
- Mike Swaine on Heat Stroke
- Catherine is a maximalist
- James hates architects
- We fill holes
- How many passwords are enough?
- Onepass and LastPass
- Don't pay Verizon
- Imagine a Millennial trying to write a check
- "It's all in my head."
- Deconstructing Catherine
- Catherine has many baskets
- Catherine learns to shoot a gun
- Killing the mood
- Open carry salad making
- James's favorite gun is the Void's Tear
- How confused do I look now
- Tropic Escape
- Catherine checks into the island occasionally
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- The COVID nothing
- Hamster in the wheel
- Groundhog Day
- There is only one episode of both Seinfeld and Friends
- Desi Arnaz invented reruns
- Our thoughts on Andy Warhol
- Within five minutes, Catherine deconstructed Warhol (at age 10)
- 15 minutes of fame but only 15 seconds of interest
- Performance art is neither art nor performance
- Free Hug Bear / Sad Bear
- James Turrell
- James defines art
- Cleo barks
- Catherine's favorite artist... well, beads
- Personal adornment, a personal and emotional connection
- Is comedy art?
- Beads make connections across time
- Art is now just a brand
- The art world is rotten from the top down
- Barby and GI Joe and gender
- Tom Sellek is the perfect man
- James's beard walks off set
- Why Ken?
- Keep your loud teen music down, Catherine!
- Co-host #1: "I was trying to be gentle."
- Co-host #2: "It's so hard."